PHALLUS UBER ALLES

LYRICS












A Revolutionary Screw That Never Rusts!
Our message and the subject matter in our songs are important to us. Provided here are all our lyrics, as we aren't always able to include them in our releases.

Beast
Beefed Up
Brawl at the Boys and Girls Club
Chick Flix
Cockpit
Cunts for Cash
Diet Riot
Fuck the Radio
Future Homemakers of America
Hey Bill
La Femme Terrible
Leonor
Make It Bleed
Nur Ein Bisschen
Phallus Uber Alles
Rohypnol




Beast

You're a beast [x8]

We all look ugly, all feel ugly and we do it to ourselves
We fight with demons, thousand reasons, an infinity of hells
Not to please another human, not to please an angry man
But to please our own reflections and our internet webcam

We shrink from gazes, fashion crazes and the ladies all on E!
We're more than dresses and the blesses of the petty bourgeousie
We walk in public, in the shadows, out of fear we might be seen
In something too revealing like last season's faded jeans

CHORUS:
You're a beast
Whose been terrorized and fleeced
By the docile female sheep
That you prey on
You're a beast
Whose been caught in vicious teeth
Whose not righteous in the least
Like a hard on
You're a beast

Our cattiness destructive, we bear the scrutiny of hives
We battle image in the playground, in a hundred other lives
Across the campus, in the classroom, in the servitude of wives
We fight our bulges, our indulges, insecurity survives

We rip to shreds another woman for the color of her hair
Or the glimpse of wayward pubics from her sexy underwear
We speak in whispers and we snicker when her pants are way too tight
And we wonder why we fuss over appearance every night

[chorus x2]



Beefed Up

You think you're hot stuff and you beg me night and day day
To be your woman and that's all you have to say say
I can't stand it, why won't you go away way
You're a man pig and that's the price you pay pay
For being such a...
You're such a...
Beefed up, chauvanistic man!

CHORUS:
Don't want no - condescending hand
From a no - chauvanistic man
I don't know - who you think I am
You're such a - chauvanistic man

Now I'm calling, you can't have your way way
I don't care about all the things you say say
Learn your lesson before you're old and grey grey
Keep your flowers I don't want them any way way
You're such a...
You're such a...
Beefed up, chauvanistic man!

You're begging me, I won't be okay kay
You can plead, you can even pray pray
If you ask me, think that I might stay stay
Flex your muscles and watch me walk away way
You're such a...
You're such a...
Beefed up chauvanistic man!

CHORUS:
Don't want no - condescending hand
From a no - chauvanistic man
I don't know - who you think I am
You're such a - chauvanistic man

[end rant]



Brawl at the Boys and Girls Club

This is what the girls want [x2]

Money for her pussy
That's what the girls want
Promise and commitment
That's what the girls want
Marry mister charming
That's what the girls want
A husband and his children
This is what the girls want

This is what the boys want [x4]

A hole to stick his dick it
That's what the boys want
A woman who won't question
That's what the boys want
Some dinner and some football
That's what the boys want
A servant and a hooker
That's what the boys want

Money for her pussy
That's what the girls want
Promise and commitment
That's what the girls want
Marry mister charming
That's what the girls want
A husband and his children
This is what the girls want
A hole to stick his dick it
That's what the boys want
A woman who won't question
That's what the boys want
Some dinner and some football
That's what the boys want
A servant and a hooker
That's what the boys want

I'll tell you what the girls want [x2]

This is what the girls want
This is what the boys want
This is what the girls want
This is what the boys want
This is what the girls want
This is what the boys want
This is what the girls want
This is what we all want!



Cockpit

Do that body up in black
Let the hair hang down your back
And you're moving to the beat
The lights keep you on your feet
Front row at the show
The boys call you rock-a-ho
Sweet thing it's your scene
The one night groupie queen
Backstage in their van
You're doing all you can
Sun's rising when you sleep
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

CHORUS:
Up'ed it up'ed it
Looking for a cheap fix
Wet slit hard clit
You're not a cockpit
Nothing but a used chick
Think you're a big hit
Making such a tight fit
You're not a cockpit
Fucked it sucked it
Rolled around a hard dick
Spanked it thanked it
You're not a cockpit
Nothing but a wet slit
Swimming in your own shit
I'm not a cockpit
You're not a cockpit

Girls think you're a whore
Outside by the door
They're jealous of your luck
For being the drummer's fuck
Used up it's a shame
A one night brush with fame
The smell creeps to your face
Of the empty rockstar chase
Washed out flourescent light
The memory of a night
Liner runs down your face
Wonder why you feel weak

[chorus x2]



Diet Riot

I try the pie, The leakage from Alli
Decry the lie
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

I eye my thigh,
and want to run and hide
Deny the fried
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

They ply, I buy,
now I'm doing fruit and rye
Defy the guide,
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

My hide is wide,
despite the shit I tried
The dime is prime,
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

CHORUS:
Should I buy into the hype
Choking down all of the tripe
I don't fit an archetype
DIET RIOT!

Should I go under the knife
Just to look the perfect wife
Every meal is full of strife
IT'S A SMALL INCISION!

What's the weight of every pound
With celebs all slim and browned
Stomach flat instead of round
DIET RIOT!

I've been swallowing the pills
Feeling beautiful and ill
Fuckin' narcissism kills
IT'S MY MY DECISION

Arrive alive,
and looking super fly
Refine mankind
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

Divide what's mine,
it's my automatic crime
Deprive the mind,
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

I fit in my bikini
just in time
to ride the tide,
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

My cries subside
when I'm looking hella fine
Decide inside,
IT'S A DIET RIOT!

[repeat chorus]



Fuck the Radio

Fuck the radio! [x4]

Fuck the silence
Fuck the imprints
Fuck the politics
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the Mark Mays
Fuck the air waves
Fuck the forced plays
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the DJs
Fight the next craze
Fuck the RIAA
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the pop shit
Fuck the transmit
Fuck the press kit
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the radio! [x2]

Our voice is power, our choice can kill
Fight the big business that subverts our will
We are united in action, whatever the cost
We stand together in victory, tear down the laws!
Our voice is power, our choice can kill
Fight the big business that subverts our will
We are united in action, whatever the cost
We stand together in victory, tear down the laws!

Fuck the adverts
Fuck the concerts
Subvert & pervert
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the powers
Fight the hustlers
Pay the buskers
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the distros
Fuck the ISGROs
Fuck the disco
Fuck the radio!

Fuck the tri-state
Fuck the sedate
Fuck return rate
FUCK THE RADIO!



Future Homemakers of America

We are the future homemakers of America
We face the future with warm courage and high hope
For we have the clear consciousness of seeking old and precious values
For we are the builders of homes, homes for America's future
Homes where living will the expression of everything that is good and fair
Homes where truth and love and security and faith will be realities, not dreams
We are the future homemakers of America
We face the future with warm courage and high hope

We are not the future homemakers of America
We face the future with grim prospects and solid determination
For we have the indignant denial of outdated and narrow-minded values
For we are the burners of homes, homes of America's inequality
Homes where living was the expression of everything that was prejudicial and chauvanistic
Homes where violence and slavery and insecurity and fear were realities, not nightmares
We are not the future homemakers of America
We face the future with grim prospects and solid determination



Hey Bill

Hey Bill! x4

Hey Bill! You stand there in your cover-alls
Hey Bill! You say I can't fix my own car
Hey Bill! You call me condescending names
Hey Bill! I hate your automotive games
Hey Bill! I know what a timing belt's for
Hey Bill! And I'm not taking anymore
Hey Bill! You think vehicles with dicks
Hey Bill! Aren't good enough for chicks

CHORUS:
Hey Bill I can do it
Hey Bill let me prove it
Hey Bill every movement
Makes sense to me

Hey Bill! x3

Hey Bill! Am I using this tool right?
Hey Bill! Are you my shining auto knight?
Hey Bill! With your greasy Dickie pants
Hey Bill! And your tiny bulge to match
Hey Bill! I find your game auto-erotic
Hey Bill! And your reasons idiotic
Hey Bill! Let me clean your carburetor
Hey Bill! And overhaul your masturbator

CHORUS:
Hey Bill I can do it
Hey Bill let me prove it
Hey Bill every movement
Makes sense to me

Hey Bill I can do it
Hey Bill let me prove it
Hey Bill every movement
Makes sense to me



La Femme Terrible
[French for "the terrible woman"]

What's the might that makes a father,
patron, priest or business martyr?
Let a woman lead your people
And you're in for sobs and treacle!
Woman lacks the mental muscle
Taps out in the midst of struggle!
Has no head for mathematics
Science, tech or systematics!
Other leaders won't respect her
She has weakness in her nature!
Name just one great female leader
And they'll name the man behind her!
She might speak for someone other
Than her husband, son and father!
Three to five she's out of order
Ruled by uterine disorder!

La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]

CHORUS:
La Femme Terrible is the woman that we let shine
She's the daughter, she's the downfall, she's the decline
She's the bullet and she's screaming down the barrel
Of the pistol, of the pattern, of the pater that's in peril
La Femme Terrible is the fox inside the warren
She's the vulpine, she's the vixen, she's familiar and she's foreign
She's the sabre that is scorching into battle
Fighting bigots, fighting zealots, fighting men reduced to cattle

x2

La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]
La Femme Terrible! [La Femme Terrible!]

[repeat chorus]



Leonor

Ella era una hija de la revolucion
Engendro por sangre
Ella deplego sus cruces blancas
Causes perdidas resctadas
Y unido dos nationes en la rebelion

CHORUS:
Leonor!
Debemos saludar! Debemos recordar! Debemos admirar!
Leonor!
Debemos saludar! Debemos recordar! Debemos admirar!

Ella envolvio el herido
Dirigio a prensas
Que ella las palabras eran blas de la libertad
Ella lucharon como el soldado en los fosos
Mujer mas poderosa que el hierro
Desea viva su revolucion

[chorus x2]



Make It Bleed

Phallus Uber Alles
Versus The Handshakes
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna make it bleed!
Come on!

That's right ladies!
Grab your weapons, bring your bats,
get your guns, your whips, your chains,
your ball-breakers, your knee-cappers...
Cuz we're gonna make it bleed!

We're gonna make it bleed!
make it bleed - come on!
We're gonna make it bleed!
make it bleed - come on!
We're gonna make it bleed!
make it bleed - come on!
We're gonna make it bleed!
make it bleed - come on!

CHORUS:
1, 2, 3, 4, This is what we're waiting for!
We're gonna - We're gonna make it bleed!
1, 2, 3, 4, What have you been waiting for?!
We're gonna - We're gonna make it bleed!

1, 2, 3, 4, Give em what they're asking for!
We're gonna - We're gonna make it bleed!
1, 2, 3, 4, We won't stop, it's all out war!
We're gonna - We're gonna make it bleed!

Phallus Uber Alles
(make it bleed!)
Angry Axe Wounds
(make it bleed!)

The Handshakes!
(make it bleed!)
Making it bleed
(make it bleed!)

[repeat chorus]



Nur Ein Bisschen
[German for "only a little"]

I've been wishin', nur ein bisschen
for a revolution and a mass dissention
There's pretention, that all zhenshchen
follow all the men in this dimension
I've been bitchin', nur ein bisschen
about the music business & their condescension
There's a tension, apprehension
when a woman speaks about her prevention
I've been itchin', nur ein bisschen
to rattle all the cupboards in Billboard's kitchen
There's attention, for the menschen
but rarely for the bitches that buck convention

CHORUS:
ALL GIRL BANDS SUCK! - And I hear it all the time
YOU CHICKS SHOULD FUCK! - And their grimmin' my behind
THAT BITCH SO CRASS! - Just wanna speak my mind
CHECK OUT HER ASS! - Being thick is such a crime?
YOU JUST DON'T FIT!- But I'm feeling so confined
YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT! - Pidgeon-holed and undefined
REAL CHICKS DON'T YELL! - Would you rather that we whined?
YOUR SHIT WON'T SELL! - Then we wanna be unsigned!

I've been wishin', nur ein bisschen
for more than tits and ass to be our sole invention
There's suspension, disascension
when we have to strip for sale retention
I've been bitchin', nur ein bisschen
about the kind of future we've been stitchin'
The intention, by extension
is to take a stance that's more than wenchin'

[chorus x2]



Phallus Uber Alles
[German for "penis over all"]

P-H-A-L-L-U-S
Phallus uber alles
B-I-T-C-H-E-S
Penis over all
P-H-A-L-L-U-S
Phallus uber alles
Shout with me and raise your fist
Penis over all

[repeat until end]