First off, while it’s not that pretty, the PUA LJ is fixed and actually legible to anyone other than our friends list again! It’s been broken a long time, too. Sorry about that. We also updated our bio, which was… erm, shamefully out of date.

Anyways, the below is being re-posted here at Diesel’s request! I had originally written it elsewhere on the intarwebs. To sum it up, we played a last-minute extra show on April 4th w/ Hobert Europe, Mike Bison, and others. ;)

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Thanks to those clever scientists, ever sciencing away in scienceland [I had once been slated to join them], we all enjoy the luxury of cheap, affordable time travel. Hard to believe that it once was the subject of so much speculation and controversy. Nowadays, it’s just one more monthly bill we happily pay, along with Netflix subscriptions and broadband internet. And uselessly bloated cell phone packages. And Tivo. And mafia protection money.

In any case, fire up your flux capacitors, and set the date for April 04, 2007, around 11:00pm. The location should be set to Club Bart’s in Ferndale. We’re going to a PUA show!

[I would not suggest setting your chrono triggers back any further during that night, though. All you’re going to see is me trying to wolf down a ridiculously overstuffed BLT sandwich before our set, and no one needs to see that. No one.]

It was Hobert Europe’s birthday party celebration. Nights earlier, at our Friday night show in Hamtramck, the band Mike Bison was speaking to the man himself about tacking us onto the bill. Before we knew it [and it took until Wednesday afternoon to really sink in], we had been added to a bill of festivites that included sets by MB, Bionic Chronic [under another name], HE [possibly under the name SAUCE!], 4FR [really, that’s the artist name], and 1964 [the group; or, the entire year decided to show up and party. not sure]. The odd little venue that was Bart’s featured an elevated 5?-foot stage BEHIND the bar, so that the top-shelf liquors were even with the front of the performance area. How we all managed to avoid breaking anything is beyond me. We played a hard and fast set of almost all new material, made some new friends, and gained some new fans.

For you skeptics out there, and you luddites out there without Time Travel service, here’s some evidence of the event: portrait of the flyer as minimalist statement [of a young man]. Apologies to anyone that missed out, but there was absolutely no time to advertise this show. That, and you should KNOW by now that we’re the masters of last-minute guerilla throwdowns. ;P

As for the nipples of the future reference in the title, yes. Really.

- Remy Brecht